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REGISTRATION INFORMATION

Event date: February 7, 2026
Start time: 7:30a
Venue: Restless Oaks Restaurant (outside pavilion) in McElHattan, PA
Registration date/time: November 16, 2025 @ 7:00p
Cost: $100
Participant cap: 350 total​​
​​​​Packet pick up: Starting at 6:00a on race day. We generally have a night-before option as well, although those details have not yet been confirmed.

The Beast has spoken (and apparently he pays tariffs now).

Yes, entry is $100* this year. 

 

Blame inflation. Blame global shipping. Blame capitalism.

Don’t blame us — we’re just here tying ropes to trees so you don’t slide into the abyss.

 

It’s $100 because we like you safe, in a bacon-induced food coma, and warm-ish,

and we refuse to trade our kick ass swag for a crusty cotton tee and vibes.

 

We promise the emotional damage is still priceless.

 

Thank you for understanding — and for choosing to suffer with us again.

            *No, we will not accept Venmo, trade deals, or three possums and a Dunkin gift card.

​​​READ BELOW BEFORE SIGNING UP

 
The full list of race rules can be found HERE. Read them. Yes, really.​
This race rewards the bold, the stubborn, and those with fast Wi-Fi.
We sold out in 17 minutes last year.
Set an alarm. Set two. Tie a string around your finger.
Do not rely on future you to remember. Future you is unreliable. Future you will not remember.
When we hit 350 runners, the waitlist opens.
THE WAIT LIST (DON'T PANIC, JUST READ)
  • ​Adding your name to the waitlist is free.

  • As runners withdraw, we invite people in order, based on waitlist position.

  • If you are selected, you’ll receive an email invitation to register.

  • You will have 48 hours to complete registration once the email is sent.

  • If you do not complete your registration in that 48-hour window, the invite will automatically move to the next person. (Translation: set your email notifications to “feral panic mode.”)

  • You can check your position anytime through your UltraSignup profile.

  • If you’re invited after December 31, 2025, we cannot guarantee swag, but we will do our best to make sure you receive something worthy of surviving The Snot.


★ To register for the 25k, you must have completed the 13.5 course in under 5 1/2 hours within the past 5 years (2021-2025). 
​★ We will be verifying the above requirement. If you sign up for the 25k and you do not meet this requirement, you will be removed and we will refund your entry fee minus any UltraSignUp fees. 
​★ We will not give you the option to simply shift your registration to another distance, so make sure you actually meet the requirement before you sign up.​​​​​​​
QUALIFICATION REQUIREMENT:
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AGE REQUIREMENT:
Runners must be 16+ unless we’ve approved your kid in advance. Under-16 runners must stick with their parent/guardian the whole time. Please don’t “oops”-your-way into registering them with a fake birthday — we will notice, and no one will be happy. 
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Think your kid can hang? Fill out the form below and make your case (yes, even if we've approved your kid before). If approved, we’ll sign them up on race day — no scrambling for two registrations or triple-emailing us if you don't hear back from us right away. Just make sure you sign up so they have someone to run with.
 
REFUND/CANCELLATION POLICY
Participants who are no longer able to attend the event are eligible to receive a 50% refund minus processing fees until 12/31/25, and a 25% refund until 1/15/26. Participants can request a refund through RunSignUp. Race registrations are not transferable to other participants or eligible to be deferred to future races. Your registration fee includes a race bib, a start and finish line, professional timing with results posted online, and a marked course. Your registration fee does not include swag. If you request a refund, you will not receive swag. If you are removed from the event or disqualified due to violating race rules, you will not receive a refund for your registration fees. 
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