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YOU'VE BEEN SUSPICIOUSLY COMFORTABLE LATELY...

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Warm. Dry. All your toenails accounted for.

 

Let’s fix that.

 

FROZEN SNOT REGISTRATION OPENS THIS SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, AT 8:00 PM ON ULTRASIGNUP.

On January 30, 2027, we’re turning you loose in the woods to crawl up frozen mountains and make noises that concern the local wildlife.

 

The Beast will be there. Your dignity is welcome to stay in the car.

 

Set an alarm. Gather your trail gremlins. Have your payment information ready for the moment your survival instincts lose to a registration button.

SUNDAY. 8PM. BRING YOUR CREDIT CARD AND WHATEVER'S WRONG WITH YOU.

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